Post by Marie-Cris on Feb 14, 2008 10:48:12 GMT 9.5
See what happens with a little prompting?
We're all aware by now of everyone's ((or nearly everyone's)) displeasure towards Gerik fan-girls and so forth; but what is the best way to convert them to Warlovianism? Here we're going to discuss tactics and make notes on any equipment needed for converting the masses.
And yes, this post will be updated.
TACTICS:
1) Strap them to a chair and make them watch my (unwinding_fantasy's) avatar. Over. And over. And over.
2) Strap them to a chair and make them listen to Rob Guest. Considering anything sounds good after that, it's guaranteed they'll fall in love with whoever "saves" them. (NB: do not remain in the room when employing this tactic. Also be sure your friends are tied up securely -- they may go to extreme lengths to escape.)
3) If they ask for a CD, subtly slip in an Ant track. Or ten.
4) Utilise ringtones! Get other Warlovians to continually ring/message you while you're in your friends' company.
5) Bedtime story? Tell them it's The Snow Goose or nothing.
6) Tell them they sound like Warlow. That'll pique their curiosity! (White lies are okay if it's for a noble purpose.)
7) Bring the pink TIGHTS to their attention. If that doesn't get them, nothing will.
WHAT YOU NEED:
1) A sturdy chair | Ropes ((or similar)) for strapping down limbs | A computer with Internet access ((one that will not blow up at the thought of accessing this site))
2) A sturdy chair | Ropes ((or similar)) for strapping down limbs | Audio of Rob Guest | Ear plugs ((and themsome)) so you don't cop the blow
3) A pre-prepared, unmarked CD filled to the brim with Warlow audio
4) Warlow ringtones ((providing you first have a phone that doesn't melt from the overload of sheer awesomeness)) and a reliable friend with phone credit
5) A pre-prepared copy of The Snow Goose ((be sure it's Warlow's; we don't want to scare them by accidentally handing over the version by Ruth Cracknel!))
6) The ability to bend the truth if need be
7) A copy of Patience ((preferably on DVD))
We're all aware by now of everyone's ((or nearly everyone's)) displeasure towards Gerik fan-girls and so forth; but what is the best way to convert them to Warlovianism? Here we're going to discuss tactics and make notes on any equipment needed for converting the masses.
And yes, this post will be updated.
TACTICS:
1) Strap them to a chair and make them watch my (unwinding_fantasy's) avatar. Over. And over. And over.
2) Strap them to a chair and make them listen to Rob Guest. Considering anything sounds good after that, it's guaranteed they'll fall in love with whoever "saves" them. (NB: do not remain in the room when employing this tactic. Also be sure your friends are tied up securely -- they may go to extreme lengths to escape.)
3) If they ask for a CD, subtly slip in an Ant track. Or ten.
4) Utilise ringtones! Get other Warlovians to continually ring/message you while you're in your friends' company.
5) Bedtime story? Tell them it's The Snow Goose or nothing.
6) Tell them they sound like Warlow. That'll pique their curiosity! (White lies are okay if it's for a noble purpose.)
7) Bring the pink TIGHTS to their attention. If that doesn't get them, nothing will.
WHAT YOU NEED:
1) A sturdy chair | Ropes ((or similar)) for strapping down limbs | A computer with Internet access ((one that will not blow up at the thought of accessing this site))
2) A sturdy chair | Ropes ((or similar)) for strapping down limbs | Audio of Rob Guest | Ear plugs ((and themsome)) so you don't cop the blow
3) A pre-prepared, unmarked CD filled to the brim with Warlow audio
4) Warlow ringtones ((providing you first have a phone that doesn't melt from the overload of sheer awesomeness)) and a reliable friend with phone credit
5) A pre-prepared copy of The Snow Goose ((be sure it's Warlow's; we don't want to scare them by accidentally handing over the version by Ruth Cracknel!))
6) The ability to bend the truth if need be
7) A copy of Patience ((preferably on DVD))
Please feel free to introduce yourself in the Introducing thread in the General board, also to contact myself or anyone here if you have any questions. We hope you enjoy your time with US!