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Post by unwinding_fantasy on Mar 25, 2008 15:47:33 GMT 9.5
In conjuction with the t-shirt project (and because list-making is fun), I bring you the official "Anthony Warlow Is Not..." thread. Posted here at Mar's suggestion, despite the obvious contradiction.  Here we go: - Rob Guest - Anthony Lloyd Webber - Anthony Warlowe - Andy Warhol - Andrea Bocelli - Simon Pryce - Roy Weissensteiner - Michael Crawford - The Hoff - American - sick - ugly - old - lip synching - a boring classical person. - a snob. - a superhero. - a performer of Jekyll & Hyde on stage. - a 90's Broadway and/or West End Phantom. - a presenter on Playschool. - a fan of tuna. - an alien. - a girly punter. - a spokesman for Herbal Essence. - a character in Enid Blyton books. - a wounded wildebeest. - a nerdy obsession that no large group would ever adhere to following/supporting - something to practice your elbow-jabbing skills on. - the star of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em - the answer to all life's problems. - "half assed" about anything. - addicted to Sharpies. - spending too much money at Haigh's. - breaking the speed limit. - carpooling today. - going to do The Magic Flute again. - faster than a speeding bullet. - only doing half the show. - going to sign 132 masks for you. - aware I spent a lot of time thinking of witty things to put on this t-shirt. - singleGo nuts!  |
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Post by Marie-Cris on Mar 25, 2008 16:36:32 GMT 9.5
- Andreas Bocelli ((I can't spell his name))
- American
((okay my mind went blank))
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Post by klh44 on Mar 25, 2008 16:37:16 GMT 9.5
- the Hoff (thank god)
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Post by unwinding_fantasy on Mar 25, 2008 17:14:09 GMT 9.5
- Roy Weissensteiner.
- Simon Pryce.
- an alien.
- a girly punter.
and how did I forget...
- a spokesman for Herbal Essence.
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Post by sanderella59 on Mar 25, 2008 17:16:16 GMT 9.5
- Michael Crawford
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Post by neh on Mar 25, 2008 19:43:13 GMT 9.5
- a boring classical person *oh God, my ignorant 12 year-old self.....*
- a snob *ditto*
- a performer of J&H on B'way (or anywhere for that matter - sniff!)
- likely to marry me - or contemplate marrying me. Even in an alternate universe or a past/future life or a dream-state scenario
- a 90's B'way and/or West End Phantom
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Post by Marie-Cris on Mar 25, 2008 20:07:48 GMT 9.5
- likely to marry me - or contemplate marrying me. Even in an alternate universe or a past/future life or a dream-state scenario I don't know about the rest of you, but that's one I wouldn't want on a shirt. After all, one must keep all of one's options open ... XD Oh, almost forgot: - a superhero ((although we could go the full hog with that one and do "faster than a speeding bullet" / "able to leap tall buildings in a single bound" et cetera)) |
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Post by unwinding_fantasy on Mar 25, 2008 20:10:34 GMT 9.5
I say we slip a Book of Mormon into his hamper. XD
@ Mar: I like "faster than a speeding bullet". The obscure ones always get me.
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Post by neh on Mar 25, 2008 21:18:20 GMT 9.5
Right, i forgot about the t-shirt aspect of the whole thing, guys - do forgive me! No more depressing spasms of 'reality' (term used loosely, fear not) shall come out of my mouth ... i do hope i haven't dug myself some kind of smut hole there... oh no, don't give them ideas!
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Post by unwinding_fantasy on Mar 25, 2008 22:02:50 GMT 9.5
neh, you were doing fine until "smut hole". XD
- Anthony Warlowe
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Post by Marie-Cris on Mar 25, 2008 22:15:44 GMT 9.5
Oh look; someone's falling down our hole. ...  Okay, stop. "I have an excellent idea! Let's change the subject." I can't believe I forgot about "Warlowe" |
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Post by neh on Mar 26, 2008 10:45:38 GMT 9.5
Oh! or Warner. I've heard that one lots. Really any last name you could craft from W and with 2 syllables... i don't know, does that leave much?
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Post by unwinding_fantasy on Mar 27, 2008 22:00:35 GMT 9.5
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Post by Marie-Cris on Mar 27, 2008 22:22:01 GMT 9.5
*giggletantrum*
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Post by neh on Mar 28, 2008 18:49:10 GMT 9.5
OMG! GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by unwinding_fantasy on Mar 28, 2008 18:59:10 GMT 9.5
I tend to go a little loopy when phangirls portray Erik as emo. I only forgive AsheRhyder because I know she was just poking fun. And oh dear God in heaven, why did I click on that link on the comments page, which was meant to be proof of how Erik/Raoul works? *sobbing* |
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Post by lauren on Mar 28, 2008 18:59:22 GMT 9.5
thats so awsome! i especially love the angel of ballet one! *giggletantrum*
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Post by killerbananas on Mar 28, 2008 19:08:43 GMT 9.5
"My soul is crying" *giggletantrum* That's classic!
And WHY did I click the link in that post?! Damn you curiosity! *cries*
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Post by Marie-Cris on Mar 28, 2008 19:13:25 GMT 9.5
"And on the divan sat… he, the Phantom."
Oh, eff.
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Post by unwinding_fantasy on Mar 28, 2008 19:17:31 GMT 9.5
I just picked a random paragraph and read. You guys piqued my curiosity and made me return. I can safely say, if you like your eyeballs unburned, for the love of Sharpies, don't read any further!
I'm serious. Don't.
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Post by killerbananas on Mar 28, 2008 19:19:16 GMT 9.5
"I wrapped my arms around him. It felt good" OH GOD NO!
This. is. wrong. So, so wrong.
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Post by unwinding_fantasy on Mar 28, 2008 19:26:48 GMT 9.5
I'm serious! Don't go on!! <--- double punctuation.
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Post by neh on Mar 28, 2008 19:27:02 GMT 9.5
Why did i look too?! It's the whole car-crash syndrome.... slash is absolutely fine, but this pairing can never ever ever ever work in my mind, EVER!!~ Nice stuff has been written though for the first ever young male pairing on US tv - Luke and Noah from the soap As The World Turns. In the words of Susan from Title of Show (TOS) - "Wikipedia that s  t, guys!" |
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Post by Marie-Cris on Mar 28, 2008 19:28:05 GMT 9.5
This is so sickening it's a hoot; I'm reading the whole thing. Raoul's currently undoing Erik's belt.
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Post by unwinding_fantasy on Mar 28, 2008 19:29:33 GMT 9.5
It. Gets. Worse.
*runs off to look at that picture*
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Post by Marie-Cris on Mar 28, 2008 19:32:45 GMT 9.5
Wait a minute ...
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE CHAPTER?!
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Post by killerbananas on Mar 28, 2008 19:33:53 GMT 9.5
I'm still reading it, in between fits of laughter.
Looking at pics of Ant straight after Erik/Raoul slash screws with my head even more.... not sure why, it should help!
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